How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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