this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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