she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Vodka?
Forever.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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