North Korea, Best Korea!
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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