Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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