OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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