She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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