Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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