awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?