Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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