How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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