Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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