we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm too high and old for this...
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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