We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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