So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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