I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I love how my cats smell like pot.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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