absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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