are you so shy because you have an std?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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