Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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