The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.