I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.