Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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