I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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