am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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