Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.