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so... i had sex tonight

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with a midget

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nicccce tits for a little person

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(906): so... i had sex tonight (906): with a midget (906): nicccce tits for a little person http://tfl.nu/2uyc

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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.

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(262): I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day. http://tfl.nu/uzwr

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Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.

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(413): Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever. http://tfl.nu/3v3s

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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.

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(330): She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that. http://tfl.nu/ix7p

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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.

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(508): I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle. http://tfl.nu/gqi2

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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.

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(402): Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake. http://tfl.nu/294d

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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.

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(510): Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her. http://tfl.nu/i4zz

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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.

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I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?

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(617): The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow. (1-617): I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right? http://tfl.nu/ithm

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(949): View more from California

He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.

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(949): He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men. http://tfl.nu/p93f

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(703): View more from Virginia

Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out

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(703): Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out http://tfl.nu/tdl5

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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.

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(360): When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers. http://tfl.nu/l0o6

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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that

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How awkward

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Yeah it's pretty fucked up

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(214): They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that (972): How awkward (214): Yeah it's pretty fucked up http://tfl.nu/97bk

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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...

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(704): So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around... http://tfl.nu/dav9

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(440): View more from Ohio

Since when do you jog?

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Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs

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(440): Since when do you jog? (1-440): Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs http://tfl.nu/45rt

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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm

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(702): I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm http://tfl.nu/49j9

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