Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before

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(773): View more from Illinois

she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable

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(518): View more from New York

I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.

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(806): View more from Texas

I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?

(1-902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy

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