would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So much rum. So many feels.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today