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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza

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• (949): View more from California

  Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I mistook a propane tank for a keg.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere

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  no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.

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