Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.