dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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