he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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