when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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