To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he laminated a picture of his dick.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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