It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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