i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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