ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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