So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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