I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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