i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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