Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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