Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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