we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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