i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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