Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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