1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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