I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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