He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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