just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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