The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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