I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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