Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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