it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
what day is it and did you see me today?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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