my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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