Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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