its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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