How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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