But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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