need another drink. this is the easiest way
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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