Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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